I have demons in me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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