Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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