It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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