If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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