he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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