hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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