No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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