I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
