WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so let's talk penis.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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