the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I forget how to act sober
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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