david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
