Tell her she can't have a vagina
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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