i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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