She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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