I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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