I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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