I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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