Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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