It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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