So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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