I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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