I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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