If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
