Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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