if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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