once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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