Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sext me about skeletons
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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