I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cockslap morals
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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