The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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