the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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