i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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