Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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