PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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