Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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