your thong is hanging out like whoa
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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