You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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