watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I understand Curling. That high.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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