Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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