if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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