I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Drake has all the answers
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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