you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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