: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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