Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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