if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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