i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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