But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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