But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Nicole vs. Life
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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