yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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