On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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