He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Houston, we have a blender
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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